I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Why can't burritos get me drunk
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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