She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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