Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize