He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
