I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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