My room smells like vodka and shame
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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