i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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