I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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