I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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