What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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