Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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