Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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