I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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