How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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