Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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