lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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