Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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