Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Two words: blizzard sex
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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