She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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