I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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