hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Can I color on your dick again?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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