sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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