I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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