ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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