Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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