I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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