If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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