Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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