What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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