he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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