just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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