She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
My pussy is not your playground.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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