I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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