I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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