Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
time to smoke my breakfast
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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