Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Randomize
