I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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