he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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