You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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