Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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