Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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