the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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