last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Drake has all the answers
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
