You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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