I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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