Swine flu. Run for my life!
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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