just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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