when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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