just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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