It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Randomize
