so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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