I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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