I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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