we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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