I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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