did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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