Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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