Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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