The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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