Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
vagina is talking i cant
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
