You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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